Things

Things I Hate About Running:

1. Getting up early
2. Running alone
3. Seeing wild animals
4. Hills
5. Running

Things I Love About Running:

1. Getting up early
2. Running alone
3. Seeing wild animals
4. Hills
5. Running

Not for the easily offended

Dear God,

I was just wondering what's up with all this humidity at 6 am. Wait, wait, wait, just hear me out before You go getting all righteous and stuff. It hard enough to make myself get out of bed at 5 am when my children are sleeping until almost 8 but then I go outside and I can't breathe because the air is so thick. If it's going to be that humid shouldn't it be, I don't know - RAINING?? Have You tired running 5 miles in this mess? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know about the whole cross thing and You had to carry it and then You died and came back to life and all that. But did You carry it 5 miles in the humidity at 6 freaking am?? And why do You always bring up the cross thing every single time I have a gripe? Seriously?? Is that all you have on me? Not that I yell at my children or roll my eyes behind my husband's back or gossip about my friends? Whatever. I'm just saying - quit with the humidity, please.

-Me

PS - One more thing - Forgive me for being such a sucky blogger. You know I am more of a verbal story teller.